Without further ado, here are the Student Quotations of 2012:
* Awww man. I forgot to bring a piece of trash to class.
* Me: I feel like we have arguments with each other in our mind....
Student: Yeah, I’m thinking this is dumb, and you’re thinking, stop being so lazy.
* I wish they made pencils that were different colors.
* Are these little fishies by sine like an x?
* Did you get the idea for the clinometers from Pinterest?
* Are the parenthesis there for intimidation?
* Is that some online calc dating site? www.calcchat.com
* Student 1: That’s why you date someone smart.
Student 2: That’s why ______ (specific student) dates me.
* Me: My door won’t stay open b/c I don’t have a door stop.
Student: Just use _________ (specific student) as the door stop.
* Me: Who is the Father of Fractals?
Student: God
* Student 1: We have $3000 in our (school) fund? What should we do with it?
Student 2: Make a statue of me.
* Miss Pettit thought mine (his test) was a coloring book. That's why there is so much red on it.
