If you're a teacher, you know that students say the funniest things. A friend of mine encouraged me to keep a running list of these humorous moments. As the year winds down, I thought I'd share them with y'all.
Caution: Some of them may not be as humorous to the outside reader as context is everything. :)
*Miss Pettit, you always want to talk about math. (after I kept trying to get class to stop talking about movies)
*Excuse me Miss Pettit. I need to moonwalk.
*Miss Pettit, can I go get a pencil from my cereal box?
*Oh my gosh. I can’t concentrate when people talk about milk.
*Girls want real men...Men who eat beef jerky.
*Women.
(This was a class of a few girls and lots of boys.)
*Me: Are you okay?
Student: I can’t feel my arms. (after doing his pushups)
*I’m not gonna lie. My boxers are longer than your shorts.
*You know what that’s from? It’s from whipping our hair.(on why their neck and head hurt)
*I am right and you cannot argue with me. (end of student’s math paper)
*NASCAR is the lazy version of track.
*It makes me feel smart. (student talking about Sigma notation)
Student 2: It makes me feel like an alien.
